I have no idea

2008-01-18T04:59:00.000-08:00

our teacher wears fake boobs.

from MY point of view

she probably wore 2 padded bras

shoved some tiny round pillowcases in

and some barbed wire.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

well she pulled it off on the guys

who pay 100% attention when shes talking

but the girls ain't buying that act

not freaking bad at all........

for a first-timer.

FUCK.

2008-01-11T06:02:00.001-08:00

FUCK,OKAY!
JUST,FUCK!
FUCK YOU FUCK HIM AND HER AND YOU AGAIN
FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.
I AM SO FUCKING MAD I WANT TO
DIG YOUR GUTS OUT WITH MY BLADE
I HOPE YOU MASTURBATE BY SUCKING YOUR OWN
FAT FINGERS YOU FUCKERS.

Premier

2007-12-31T00:45:00.000-08:00

Holler Baby

Premier of LA Ink.

And it's waaaay better than Miami Ink

but I'm still gonna watch miami ink

now that Ami lost his black&white potrait artist

in his face,lah. FCKER.

The First part of LA ink

showed how Ami fired Kat

& then she starts crying & stuff..

so sad so sad so sad

but her shop is gonna be wayyy better offff

I think Chris Nunez is really getting sick of Ami

always hollerin bout how stressed he is

like he thinks he's the only one stressed out

like fuck you,you fucking hot bastard.

2007-12-21T23:40:00.000-08:00

sup nigga...

Ami IS HOT...

chris is the best...

kat is... my shiz...

alrightes....

Holler back zoe

):

2007-12-18T05:13:00.000-08:00

Damn ,Babats

HE FIRED KAT?

HOLY FUCK SWEET JESUS.

dang...i mean...

she was cool,she was ma favs,man.

she's like this rock chic you dont see around these days.

she tatooed stars on her face.

i missed 2 episodes.

but kelly osbourne is on today.

whoope.

the new girl they hired says that she's a geek.

hell yeah i'll follow you to miami ink

i wanna be tatooed by ami

he's good.

i guess he got alot goin on in his life

that's why he's such a fucked up jerk.

but uh,he's hot.

2007-12-14T02:22:00.000-08:00

holy shit... zoe...

i watched that show too

the first episode she went to a hotel called... um... well...

LOVE HOTEL...

wtf right...

it's for sex

couples come in there... fer 2 hours and then they order stuff like lube/lubricant...

vibrators... beers...

KELLY hated it there...

who could blame her...

i hate ami james (just abit) now...

cuz he fired KAT VON D...

My favourite tatooist... holy shit...

and CHRIS GARVER rocks too...

he does the best japanese artwork

zoe... would you follow me to miami to get tattoed?

MIAMI INK ROCKS

kelly osbournes and homoz

2007-12-12T04:11:00.000-08:00

I love the show kelly osbourne turns japanese.
there's one part where kelly bought a pink haired barbie doll for some doll burning ceremony where you supposed to throw in TRADITIONAL DOLLS WITH KIMONOS ON THEM.
so whatever she bought the barbie doll,used a comb to fuck up the doll's hair,and thenlifting the doll and then dangling it infront of the camera w. this look-what-ive-done-to-itlook.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.
the monks probably wanted to kill her ass with her bringing some stupid pink haired doll forthe ceremony.but then again,she's kelly osbourne.the girl whose daddy bit the head off a bat.

Fuck the news people.
who the fuck are they to decide being gay is wrong?According to them,
1)sesame street - gay,violent.

2)barney - antichrist,and well, a little gay.

3)teletubies - gay.
And now they re protesting to ban all these shows.too gay for our kids,they said

JUST WHAT THE FUCK?

they dont even know SHIT about being gay.being gay ain't about a guy sharing a room with another guy,or a guy having

some fucking girly handbag.

being gay is about a guy having sexual feelings for another guyand a guy making fucking love to another guy,and and them trying to look like women.
THAT"S GAY.YOU FUCKING RETARDS.THAT IS THE REAL FUCKING MEANING OF GAY.

so dont ban my lovely sesame street,you stupid punk azz bitchez,i watch it every week and fucking enjoy every part of it,and now you tree-hugging pussies wanna put a ban to it,OH CHRIST.
nobody said being gay was fucking wrong except you fucking news people
sure,being gay is queer its different,but it isn't fucking WRONG
so what if your fucking kids choose to be gay,you cant FUCKING stop that,can you?
sure you can hide gay media from them but sooner or later they still gonna know whats gay whats not
it's running throughout their veins probably inherited from you or whatever.
my daddy was gay,and um,bi. and shit i never complained.
so FUCK YOU .
if you were a fucking fag you wouldnt say being gay was wrong,instead you'd be taking it in ze ass right about now.pussies.

respect ze gays feelings,will ya?

in the end if you STILL think the shows are gay N should be taken off the network

my solution for you : DON"T FUCKING WATCH IT.
^^

2007-11-11T18:37:00.000-08:00

The Politics Story Episode One : Skank's rotten uterus &
the evil mastermind of it all

It's gonna happen.

The three intricate words kept repeating itself in Najib's
mind,as he tossed & turned throughout Deepavali Night.A
firework was shot up by his neighbours,up the dark starry sky,
blasting into a flower shaped combust, accompanied with an
ear-thrashing boom.

'THOSE GODDAMNED INDIANS!'

Najib splurted and woke his wife.

'Bang,we all know you're the Deputy PM.But,please,I need
my rest...so you might as well shut the hell up.'

He didn't reply her as silent meant consent to her.

Yet deep down he was cursing her for being an old skank
with her rotten cervix which he wished he never made love to.

'Bitch.' he muttered while she had already dozed off within
minutes.

Yes.....bitch.The bitch who had seduced him into marriage,
yet on the other hand,the bitch who was helping him with his
evil plan.

But yet he knew.THE DAY,for the day it is, that he shall rule
against the non-malays,execute each & every orifice of them,steal
the PM's rank and.........divorce the old skank.Which meant....
indirectly taking over MY.

The last part of his wicked plan?

To accomplish what Siti's dirty ol hubby did,marry a really
popular national celebrity chick and ditch her ass when he's
had enough of her.To be seen with a hotty wife,that'll be so
totally powderful,he thought.

I'll have Ahmed.B down on his knees,sucking on my chocolate
salty balls,then.He grinned.Chomel,his kitty,ran & hid into the
bedroom corner when it saw its master's tar-stained set of
teeth.

MEOWxxx~

notez :

Bang - slang for hubby in malay
Powderful - slang for powerful
Ahmed B : Ahmad B4d4wi ^^

2007-11-06T18:33:00.000-08:00

I love him so goddamn much

without a trace

2007-11-06T16:43:00.000-08:00

For you RTards & Dykes who don't know what clitoris means ,

~ A freakin awesome little piece of skin and nerve endings which, apparently when licked , will make a chick love you for ever (or at least say that).

So you DONT SLIT my clit,Bhavani

YOU LICK.

no clitoris slittin on me.

that ain't cool.

except for sujata,you can slit her clitoris cuz its an honor

I love Jesus & Lucifer & Christmas

^^ oh?

2007-10-28T18:44:00.000-07:00

tooooooooooopid freaking grace...
i was supposed to wake up at 12 today
and go CCA at 1

but toopid raihan wake me up and say muz go at 8

so i wake up at 7.47 and go skool at 8.20...

and then i saw her there...

she (grace tan) ask me"what are u doing here?"

then me and suhailah was like CCA lah duh

then she was like" sorry but no CCA now... u can come later... at 1... or no need to come at all... i won't pinalize u..."

ok... for that she was good lah...
nvm...

BYE

bhavani

666

ps i told zoe that i'll slit her clit...

style siah,,,

it rhymes

heaven & hell

2007-10-28T18:22:00.000-07:00

screw you,Mrs Koh.

yes,the one from Pioneer

screw you over and over again.

it's all your fault I got that stupid nick,

goddamn you ,you freakin douched scumbag.

today is sooooooo boring

although we got harassed again.

one by one of us we skipped class

the blacked teacher's bro died.

her bro's obituary printed on the news

bless you jesus & praise your name satan

you knew you had it coming

by taking ma stuffs away,

you knew it,didn't you?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH.

what goes around really comes around

so start repenting now,bitchez.

~daisies~

2007-10-26T22:43:00.000-07:00

the lame post below was to test out whether the" font size=dick" works out...

it does...

holy shit...

i can't see what im typing cuz the words are so ___________

i dont know what word to use...^^^^^^^^^^^

ok... i hate CCA...

the toopid grace is like a friggin dick...

get what i mean?

i just ate chicken rice...

not the best i have tasted... but alright.

PORN IS OFFICIALLY NEVER BORING

im typing this cuz zoe said it was boring.

asian porn is boring...

but not american.

so, zoe the cow...

why do you always call when i'm out...

ok... im done with the lame blog...

peace

bhavani

666

2007-10-26T22:42:00.001-07:00

hi!

2007-10-26T22:41:00.001-07:00

semi-raped.[JK]

2007-10-25T19:52:00.000-07:00

Our school's counsellor sexually harrased us today.

We all wanted to run but he won't let us he kept going on and on

about doggy style

he almost gone wild

damn

hate

psychopaths

gee whiz

Black & Annoying

2007-10-18T00:01:00.000-07:00

Freakin Scumbag for not picking up my call.

&$8(%&*$(&%*$(^&8946*(!FCUK.

I shouldnt be swearing at ma first sentence

and I'm sorry but what the hell.

Anyways,

the ghost from ma house LadyGhost

has gone missing without a trace and

the new arrival of BG[Black Guy]

who loves to annoy me more then LadyGhost.

causing me to lose sleep everynite.

I call em Black Guy cos he always

appears in his dark2 shadowy style.

He messes with ma air conditioner,

knocks ma door thrice like every 2 mins and

always whistles.

It all started when LadyGhost left.....

one night I was washing stuffs in the kitchen without the lights on,

[lazy lah to switch on.save the environment] :]

He appeared on the left side...

that black shadowy presence....

and then....

he whispered ma name....

"zzzoee..."

i'm guessing he's a local ghost bcos he didnt even

get ma name rite.

I really wish LadyGhost will be back soon to keep him company

cos I cant seem to bath in mtherfuckin peace D:

it really ain't tt scary at all,becos the ghosts just want u

to know that they're there (:

PEACE.

PPL

2007-10-06T02:37:00.000-07:00

THIS blog BELONGS TO ABBY=ZOe AND BHavaNI=irish rocker......................................

First Post

2007-10-06T02:07:00.000-07:00

hi.

bye.